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New Tesseract Agent, to Tesseract Society Anomaly Preparedness EXERCISE #34-Q:

Spotting the interactions of 2 or more unknown memetic anomalies.

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The following is a real-time semi-interactive training exercise.

Written, tested, and redacted by Media Containment Agent: The Jabberwock and Cryptography Agent: SignalSam. Approved and funded by Benefactor #13 under project: Wormtooth.

The actual events have been
changed to remove all
cognito hazards.

Agents are not to take this training exercise within 12 weeks of Decay Terminal monitor duty,

if they are under current observation for possible side effects of known cognito-hazards, or

if they have ever interacted with the Yellow King.

“It always starts with the dream.

The dream of the Man in the Long Coat.”

-EXCERPT from FIrst contact report of Tesseract Agent Codename: Judas
recovered posthumously


How would you like to proceed?

Week 1:


Decay Log - The Devil

- What is the Decay Terminal?

Joy - The Man in the Long Coat

- What is the Man in the Long Coat?

Emily - The Man in the Long Coat

Voss - The Man in the Long Coat

Judas - The Man in the Long Coat

Psyco Ra - The Man in the Long Coat


Decay Log - Death

Week 2:


Decay Log - The Hermit

Joy - I Used to Dream of Cats

Emily - Haunting my Work

Judas - First Contact Report

Psyco Ra - The Same Dream


Decay Log - The Fool

- Emails with SignalSam

Joy - With Blind Eyes

Week 3:


Decay Log - Wheel of Fortune

Joy - I’m Done

Emily - A Birdlike Mask


Voss - Eyes Wide Shut

Psyco Ra - Intake Form

- Crow’s Journal (transcribed)

- Legal pad


Week 4:


Decay Log - The Hierophant

Voss - Harvey Birdman

Crow - Intake Form

- Anomalous Video from Emily’s Camera

- Judas Psyco Ra Texts

- Judas Journal

- Judas Sketchbook


Jeff - The Emperor

Crow - Journal Decoded

TS-1942-R6-B - No Change

Week 5:


Decay Log - Judgment

- Emails with SignalSam

Emily - In her Memory


TS-1942-R6-B - Decay Log

Crow - Test Log

Final Training Sessions cancelled due to cognitohazard leak.

A resurgence of the memetic attack of ██/██/████ happened after the anomaly was thought to be contained, using the personal telephone numbers of Tesseract facility 417-B staff with memetic agent TS-[Redacted] (“MitLC”).

All training classes and other communications are terminated until further notice.