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Welcome,
New Tesseract Agent, to Tesseract Society Anomaly Preparedness EXERCISE #34-Q:
Spotting the interactions of 2 or more unknown memetic anomalies.
The following is a real-time semi-interactive training exercise.
Written, tested, and redacted by Media Containment Agent: The Jabberwock and Cryptography Agent: SignalSam. Approved and funded by Benefactor #13 under project: Wormtooth.
The actual events have been
changed to remove all
cognito hazards.
Agents are not to take this training exercise within 12 weeks of Decay Terminal monitor duty,
if they are under current observation for possible side effects of known cognito-hazards, or
if they have ever interacted with the Yellow King.
“It always starts with the dream.
The dream of the Man in the Long Coat.”
-EXCERPT from FIrst contact report of Tesseract Agent Codename: Judas
recovered posthumously
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROCEED?
WEEK 1:
SUNDAY:
Decay Log - The Devil
Joy - The Man in the Long Coat
- What is the Man in the Long Coat?
Emily - The Man in the Long Coat
Voss - The Man in the Long Coat
Judas - The Man in the Long Coat
Psyco Ra - The Man in the Long Coat
WEDNESDAY:
Decay Log - Death
WEEK 2:
SUNDAY:
Decay Log - The Hermit
Joy - I Used to Dream of Cats
Emily - Haunting my Work
Judas - First Contact Report
Psyco Ra - The Same Dream
WEDNESDAY:
Decay Log - The Fool
Joy - With Blind Eyes
WEEK 3:
SUNDAY:
Decay Log - Wheel of Fortune
Joy - I’m Done
Emily - A Birdlike Mask
Wenesday:
Voss - Eyes Wide Shut
Psyco Ra - Intake Form
- Crow’s Journal (transcribed)
WEEK 4:
SUNDAY:
Decay Log - The Hierophant
Voss - Harvey Birdman
Crow - Intake Form
- Anomalous Video from Emily’s Camera
WEDNESDAY:
Jeff - The Emperor
Crow - Journal Decoded
TS-1942-R6-B - No Change
Week 5:
Sunday:
Decay Log - Judgment
Emily - In her Memory
Wenesday:
TS-1942-R6-B - Decay Log
Crow - Test Log
Final Training Sessions cancelled due to cognitohazard leak.
A resurgence of the memetic attack of ██/██/████ happened after the anomaly was thought to be contained, using the personal telephone numbers of Tesseract facility 417-B staff with memetic agent TS-[Redacted] (“MitLC”).
