Greetings Tesseract Agent,
The Tesseract Society would like to formally invite you to BREACH: The Top-Secret Wormtooth Tape Release Show.
The Tesseract Society, at Wormtooth themselves behest, has had the honor of booking the following acts:
Century Bar Philadelphia - 1350 S 29th St.
The doors will open at 7 pm and the music will start at 8 pm.
The entrance fee is $5 at the door with the password: "BREACH" or $6 without.
Research on these acts is highly recommended as there is likely to be a higher Decay probability than at normal Wormtooth shows. This is expected both because of the release of the anomalous tapes (which are only being released due to The Wormtooth Protocol's established during [redacted]) and due to the proximity to the current host of Wormtooth's [redacted].
We hope to see you there now that you have seen this anomalous event page.
The Tesseract Society
WARNING: DO NOT SHARE THIS EVENT WITH NON-TESSERACT PERSONNEL AS PER TESSERACT SOCIETY PROTOCOL R6-B-2016.